I HAVE BEEN DUPED!!! HELP!!!!!

Seriously, this have gotten out of hand!

Now both sides are fighting the war and they are using me to be a tool of war!

What is wrong with these people?!

If you want to start a war, don't do it on me and my loved ones' expense.

Both sides are making me detest the both of you.

So, if there is such thing one more time, I will manhandle the both of you.

The both of you guys, please stop this war right now!

I mean it!

Anyone who DARES to mess with me shall be destroyed!